I'm not insane my mother had me tested
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing - timing. But timing is a bitch.
What exactly does that term friends with benefits mean? Does he provide her with health insurance?​​
There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.
Please say you cant live without love, I think oxygen is more important.
Your ego's writing check your body can't cash.
 Maybe we dont need the universe to tell us what we want. Maybe we all already know that, deep down.
 You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich it's just a small sandwich
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
​​I never said that you are not good on what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
​​A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
​​I don't care for unconscious thoughts. My brain and I are best friends. It should tell me everything.